would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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