is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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