Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
i've created a new STD.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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