Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Duck Duck Cougar?
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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