I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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