It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
It was a blind-side dick pic.
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