my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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