I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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