If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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