then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
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