So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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