Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
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