Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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