you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
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