i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so let's talk penis.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
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