Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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