I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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