I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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