i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Using the only finger i can move, i calculated body mass, intake and time. It's mathematically impossible for me to still have this hangover at 9pm. I passed out at 8pm last night. Fuck vodka.
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
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