I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
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