gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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