walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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