I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I'm always down for nudity.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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