I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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