I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Randomize
