dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
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