I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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