Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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