i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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