so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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