Your dad touched me again.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
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