I'm really into asian looking animals
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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