from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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