so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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