White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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