Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
Need sex. Gaining weight.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
It's just like the Real World with babies
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
Randomize
