I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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