Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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