no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
In America we eat man semen.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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