What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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