I CAN MOONWALK!
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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