Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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