I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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