There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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