you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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