are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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