I'm jealous of your bromance
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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