love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Randomize
