oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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