doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
