so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
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